
By Dave Gebroe
Animals is an ugly record. The music is cold, coked-out aggro-prog, possessing none of the light, playful touches that made much of the Floyd’s previous work so alluring and transportative. The lyrics are depressingly downbeat and glum, and its grotesquely off-putting misanthropy remains almost unparalleled in the history of popular music. This is where uber-successful rock star Roger Waters’ vision became clouded over with his miserable hatred of humanity. Was the record-buying public turned off by the sudden about-face? To the contrary, they in fact followed him down this dark alley like the lemmings he’d already presumed they were. No wonder a couple years later he was trafficking in images of schoolchildren falling into meat grinders. How could he possibly work up any respect for an audience willing to lap up such abject curmudgeonliness?
Animals was quite obviously inspired by George Orwell’s Animal Farm. Waters must have felt that cloaking his influence with any more subtlety would have sent it sailing way over the heads of the stoned-out, cough-syrup-swilling zombies who bought his records. As in Orwell’s high school syllabus perennial, Waters has various societal types represented by different types of animals (the businessmen are dogs, the corrupt leaders are pigs, and the clueless hoi polloi are the sheep, of course). This highbrow set-up is perfect for Waters. He gets to sheathe his contempt for humanity within his effort to pull down a degree of literary respectability, thus having his cake and stuffing his face with it, too.

The problem is, Roger’s hang-ups aren’t just limited to hating the world and the ways in which it works. My gut tells me, in the midst of the now legendary power struggle within the band and Roger’s far less than grateful attitude toward Floyd’s massive success, that beneath it all the venom is directed toward Gilmour, Wright, and Mason, as well as anyone who’s ever bought a Floyd LP or 8-track. This is exactly the kind of hateful, solipsistic, ego-driven monomania that ushered in the punk movement. Ironically, Animals actually seems to be a concession to a certain kind of sneering punk attitude, but really what it does in the final analysis is confirm the need for punk’s brevity and connective, audience-bonding philosophy to puncture the bloated hide of stadium rock pomposity and drag the carcass back home where it belongs: at the feet of the fans who love the music so passionately. Animals makes the divisions inherent in Waters’ vision quite clear—band up here, audience down there.
Of course, The Wall would only further confirm this notion, proving once again that we want that which we cannot have. Like a guy who’s got it bad for a girl who won’t give him the time of day, we imbue the unattainable with all the power in the world and elevate it to mythic status. Once Waters gave his audience the snub, his self-fulfilling prophecy was set into motion and the swaying masses followed him hither and thither. Thus an attitude of bite-the-hand derision—interpreted by their devoted following as “honesty”—elevated Pink Floyd to legendary status, and made them one of the biggest bands in the world.
Lest we forget, back in the day when they referred to themselves as “The Pink Floyd,” Waters had no songwriterly vision to speak of. Their brilliant debut Piper At The Gates Of Dawn contained only one Waters original, the utterly laughable “Take Up Thy Stethoscope And Walk,” by far the worst song on the record. It was only as a direct response to acid-addled bandleader Syd Barrett’s relinquishing of the reins that Waters took it upon himself to work toward anything resembling a vision, and frankly—for all the great work that he wound up producing in the 1970s—that vision was primarily piggy-backed off of Syd. In the end result, with all the hatred directed out at the rest of the world, Animals feels like it’s also promoting a strong sense of self-hatred. The bile that Waters spewed, and in which he eventually drowned, may well have originated with his frustration in being unable to stand on his own two feet aesthetically. Dark Side Of The Moon was in large part a Barrett-esque treatise on madness, and of course Wish You Were Here was about their dear departed leader from top to bottom. By 1977, I’d have been resentful at myself as well. Anyone would have.
Animals also marks the moment when Waters began to impose himself creatively on the rest of the band. But to what end? The record is basically just three bloated, noodly, sub-standard Floyd tracks, sandwiched between an unconvincingly optimistic pair of intro/outro snippets that would have us believe that somehow there’s meaning to be found outside of the insanity of everyday life. I couldn’t be any less sold on the idea that Waters actually believes this.
Musically, Animals is pure monotony. Although similarly insistent in its nihilism, at least The Wall would have plenty of variation in its motifs and musical styles. Animals, on the other hand, is a real slog. The band sounds uninspired, and there’s a surfeit of tired stretches that seem to be promoting some kind of bad-ass, cock-grabbing stance. It’s all a load of bottom-of-the-barrel, Seventies Stadium malarkey.
This era of contemptuous disgust in the Floyd ultimately swelled to a bursting point, leading as it did to the infamous “Spitting Incident.” Roger tells it best, in a quote scrawled up graffiti-like on an exhibit based on The Wall at the Rock N’ Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland: “…Success overtook us and by 1977 we were playing in football stadiums. The magic was crushed beneath the weight of numbers. We were becoming addicted to the trappings of popularity. I found myself increasingly alienated in that atmosphere of avarice and ego until one night in the Olympic Stadium, Montreal, the boil of my frustrations burst. Some crazed teenage fan was clawing his way up the storm netting that separated us from the human cattle pen in front of the stage screaming his devotion to the demi-gods beyond his reach. Incensed by his misunderstanding and my own connivance, I spat my frustration in his face. Later that night, back at the hotel, shocked by my behavior, I was faced with a choice. To deny my addiction and embrace that comfortably numb but magic-less existence or accept the burden of insight, take the road less traveled and embark on the often painful journey to discover who I was and where I fit. The wall was the picture I drew for myself to help me make that choice.”
So, in essence, instead of seeing this horrifyingly dehumanized gesture as a clear sign that the time was nigh to address his shortcomings and attempt to become a better person, he chose to capitalize on it as a validation of his alienation aesthetic and base an entire double album around it.
It would not be much of a surprise, then, if while writing “Pigs” Waters snuck a peek in the mirror when he wound up with “Ha ha, charade you are.”
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You’re a FUCKING IDIOT… Go choke yourself…
I was actually auto-erotically asphyxiating myself while writing the piece, so as always…I am one step ahead of you, Eugene.
One step ahead towards being a complete waste of air… yuppie, moron, “as always”… do yourself a favor, hang yourself next time.
you are one angry, ugly mofo.
Still my favorite Pink Floyd album… I think the writer is off the mark here.
I don’t understand I love this album, its so dynamic and delicate. Dogs is a masterpiece.
Genius as always DG.
‘animals’ has always been my least-favorite pink floyd album (and now i cannot bring myself to suffer any past ‘saucer’). even when i was under the sway of rogers’s embrace of his own self-serving alienation from humanity, i found ‘animals’ to be – putting it mildly – boring. a “slog” indeed. i always felt that while listening to the album i was doing my duty as a fan. a guy i knew back in the day – who turned out to be something of a knife-wielding psychopath (or at least fronted as same) – once had the insight that every album after ‘dark side of the moon’ was really just ‘the dark side of roger waters’ which would be interesting if that did not amount to three themes: 1. people, especially my fans, are shite; 2. women, especially my mum and any other woman who has shown me kindness, are really shit; and 3. i miss my dead dad. maybe if he’d focused a bit more on the latter, we’d have more of ‘the final cut’ – which, while musically underwhelming, actually approached something like an honest expression of feelings or loss without the snarling ‘fuck you’ to everyone not named roger or eric waters.
I never liked Animals. It’s one of the worst pieces of shit committed to vinyl.
Dave, your first line is correct: “Animals is an ugly record..”
I saw them perform this in Anaheim in 1977 on acid with an overweight Chicano girl on my shoulders the whole concert. There was a huge rainbow over the stadium and giant pigs and stuff floating in the skyand I was freaking. I had almost blocked out the memory completely and you have to go and review this piece of shit 32 fucking years later.
Whats the point Dave?
Look, Dave is right. Now, I love Animals. But that’s irrelevant. Dave is completely right. It is a bitter twist of self absorbed pseudo prog crap rock where all there is to do is hate. That’s not very interesting, in the larger scheme of things. Hating other people? Who cares. Clearly I do enough to like it, though. So sad. Thanks, Dave. Don’t choke yourself just yet.
This article is a stupid piece of shit. Animals is an incredible album.
Yo, you have some good points, its their worst of their stadium years, but its all clouded by your jealousy at Rogers talent and ability to actually connect with millions of music lovers.
You just sound like a hack.
Learn to write!
I agree with Gebroe’s assessment of Roger Water’s egoism and his justification of the continuation of his worst personality flaws as a means to create songs, but I think the author has it mostly wrong on Water’s ability as a songwriter.
While Waters lacked Syd’s exuberance and charisma, he did more than follow in the former front man’s footsteps. While Dark Side and Wish are certainly inspired by Syd, and Water’s relationship to Syd especially, they are a distinct and coherent vision of Mr. R. Waters. I would, in fact, say that Dark Side is completely un-Barrettesque both lyrically and musically. The bitter, meditative and somber tone of that album is miles removed from anything Syd Barrett did, even at his darkest and most disconnected moments from his two solo records. In fact, the post-Barrett Floyd, especially from Ummagumma on, is distinct from Barrett in it’s lack of spontaneity, and its embracing of a much more structured, architectural (cliched I know) approach.
I also argue partially with Gebroe’s assessment of the musical merits of Animals. While it lacks the elegiac grandeur of Wish and the beautifully somber pessimism of Dark Side, and substitutes it for a vitriol infused rant against those-who-are-not-R-Waters, I think the author has too easily dismissed this record. It contains some of Pink Floyd’s better passages of very, dark humor (the 23rd Pslam parody of Sheep anyone?) and some of Gilmore’s best guitar work (Dogs in particular). I believe that ironically (considering how the band was really beginning to splinter at this time) this record contains some of the group’s most cohesive and band-like arrangements. I also find the bookend acoustic songs as telling about Waters’ psyche as the long “finger-pointing” songs. The theme in these songs, and in a good chunk of the Wall for that matter, is the desire for human interaction, support, and the need to find a kind of weary dignity amongst the broken shards of a late 20th century that severs and isolates people from each other. Is there anybody out there, indeed?
This album is such a drag. first pink floyd album i ever heard, also the last one.
The writer just doesn’t get it. “Animals” is my 2nd fave after “Wish” ! “Animals” is a keeper because of the mood it sets. It slithers and flows better than any concept LP of the so called genre. Masterful production and execution of the material gives it its timelessness and its angst is unparalleled.
Suggestion to the writer: pick another band to analyze !
PF 4Ever
wow…that’s one “curmudgeonly” emphatic diatribe in it’s own right…So, ok, as PF albums stack up, Animals leads the way along an angry, acrid path right up to the base of the Wall. Animals is Pink Floyd exploring the ugliness in Waters’ demons. It surely is a very negative set of emotions (and likely as not a whole lotta blow to magnify them, too) that drives this project … On some level we all share this disillusionment with RW. Yet it expresses all of this so well musically and conceptually. It does stand up on its own merits. In the end, Pink Floyd’s body of work proves that they can sonically develop such a wide range of ideas and emotions that much of their work remains as close to timeless as it gets. But ugly is ugly and Animals is that. It’s not supposed to smell like roses. It’s a strong work of art but I pity the glutton for abuse that would wear the grooves out on this album. Give me Meddle over Animals any day of the week.
The comments for this article are awesome
The main crime of “Animals” is that it’s boring as fuck. All the stuff about Roger Waters being a bitter, angry curmudgeon and “Animals” inspiring punk rock and blah blah blah doesn’t matter much to me… Roger Waters is a profoundly uninteresting person. This record sucks because there is little ear candy on it and lots of turgid, bloozy noodling in its place, almost none of it memorable. It’s all setup and no payoff.
“Animals” is a stale beer fart. It’s week-old bologna. It’s a gray bachelor-pad carpet that hasn’t been vacuumed in ages. It’s a humid day in central Florida in August. In other words: it’s far from the worst thing ever inflicted on humanity, but you just wish the damn thing would end.
It’s hilarious watching people get pissed off at Dave, unaware that they are responding exactly how he wishes them to. Well played, Mr. G. Keep the hits coming.
David Gilmour wrote most of “Dogs”, so your rant about Water’s megalomania is uninformed. The album consists of pieces that had been in development since before “Wish You Were Here” was written and recorded. This is the last of the old-school long and winding Pink Floyd jams. If you like Saucerful of Secrets and Ummagumma, the only reason you can’t like this album is because you’re stuck in the dream of 1969 and you refuse to admit that Waters is pretty much right about people. Yea we fall in love and do nice things for each other sometimes but the truth is that you’re either a dog, a pig, or a sheep. Don’t lie to yourself.
Everyone who says it is lame/boring/etc is just following suit, like a good little sheep. “Pigs” is one of the nastiest, stankiest grooves ever committed to tape and Gilmour’s use of the talkbox to create a singing pig is genius.
Sorry you don’t like it. Maybe you should go back to ‘Piper At The Gates Of Dawn’ and live in la-la land where everything is funny and strange and so full of campy cheekiness.
“Animals” is Pink Floyd at the peak of their abilities. It was all downhill from here.
amazing fucking album.
favourite of all time.
Putting it pretty simply I think this reviewer is reviewing the wrong music…I mean does he even listen to, you know, actual music?
Either way Animals is my tied fav. Pink Floyd album with Shine on and Pink Floyd is my tied fav band so really I can’t be bothered saying anything else to someone who obviously isn’t going to agree that he’s wrong
The reviewer makes a common mistake: he cares too much about the lyrics (admittedly sophomoric) and the gossipy personality issues in the band. The music–the actual notes played and sung–are incredible.
Animals is great. Maybe a bit dark. Too much gushing over punk as usual on the reviewer’s part (there’s a non-ugly genre for ya…but I hear they steal your computer if you put punk down in any way shape or form so one must play it safe: punk and rap – untouchable).
Bob Marley made a buck or two from his music too, you know…
You’re not very smart, are you? Waters’ hatred is aimed toward arrogance and self righteousness…not humanity in general. In fact, he empathizes with most people’s problems. Musically, “Animals” is genius.
The “On Second Thought” seems to be a section of pure ad hominem attacks probably intended to incite controversy and drive traffic to this site.
What do you get when you mix the vocabulary skills of a “wannabe” George Will, an Associate’s Degree in psychology, and the musical analytical genius of Paula Abdul?
That’s right, this piece of garbage article.
I’m not quite the simple-minded type that Kurt Cobain wrote about in In Bloom, but I hope I never get so overeducated that I stop liking this amazing album.
Ok Dave, you might have forgotten, but music is largely subjective. It’d be nice to see you indicate somewhere that this is simply your own perception of the album rather than an absolute truth, which it appears you believe. Its truly amazing someone could write so much about an album they hated.
I love the album. Its one of my favorite albums of all time. Its hard to explain why, it just takes me to a place no other music takes me (sounds cliche, but its the truth).
Btw, your attitude towards Roger Waters really reflects the attitude you criticize him for; you kind of become the person you are criticizing in this…rant.
I agree with “the author is arrogant”. Your “critique” is angry, but why? Roger Waters’ message IS dark, cynical and bitter. Roger and the rest of PF manage blend the bitter lyrics with brilliant musical writing and sound effects to further accentuate the message in Animals-arguably my favorite PF album. But whether in “Animals” or “The Wall” he is never nihilistic-he is fiercely anti-war, is he not? Listen to the very end of The Wall after it comes crashing down; or Pigs on the Wing for that matter; both offer a message of hope, love and redemption. Waters himself has stated publicly his hope that human society would evolve to one of more cooperation. How can that be considered misanthropic? I Would welcome a reply.
man this dude wasted his time using all the goddamn big words to talk trash and pure caca!!! Get a real life. There are millions of fans of this album like my self. My all PF Fav album.
Hey Dave Ge, you’re nearly a laugh!
Doesn’t matter what YOU think about the album, it’s just awesome, and your desperate in need of attention “opinion” is irrelevant.
The guy who wrote this is a completely fatuous cretin who knows nothing.about anything. Personally, I think Roger Waters’ take on society is right on. Personally I believe Animals is the best Floyd album. Dark Side is great as is Wish You Were Here. The Wall is exceptional, but I think the band was starting to run out of gas at that time. Dave. you wasted your time with this article. Why not take on a truly shitty album rather than one with substance.
Best floyd album ever….fact!!! I couldn’t care less about waters views on fans being cattle or his ideas that everyone falls into a farmyard catagory,that’s the view of a human who hasn’t put his demons to bed. Im a lover of music and I just find it to be a challenging beautiful and original piece of musical history and people shouldn’t try and read to much into music and should just enjoy it for what it is….entertainment.
Animals is a simultaneously great and shit album, bizarre as that may sound. Just depends upon which side of the (political) fence you happen to be sitting on.
I agree that is an ugly album, and that’s where I stop agreeing. It is a beautifully ugly album, in the same way a David Fincher film is ugly. It isn’t meant to cheer you up, Dave, it is designed to disturb and provoke. And in the meantime they thrill with extended showcases of their musical brilliance. No, it is not the best entry point into Floyd, but it is highly rewarding for those of us with an acquired taste.
I agree with you…it’s unapologetically ugly…I mean look at the damn album cover for Christ sake!
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